ABOUT THE BOOK
NO SPOILERSEleven-year-old Raj Banerjee has just moved from Brooklyn to the small town of Elba, Oregon, and he is not happy about it. His one consolation is his cat, Klawde, who turns out to be no ordinary house cat. Klawde is actually Lord High Emperor Wyss-Kuzz, an alien warlord from the planet Lyttyrboks who was exiled to Earth as punishment after being overthrown by his own general. As Raj nervously starts sixth grade, makes new friends partly by exaggerating his connection to a famous comic-book author, and joins a robotics class where he and his teammates build a water-dispensing robot called the Aqua-Bot, Klawde is busy recruiting neighborhood kittens for a secret battle academy in the basement. Both of them, it turns out, are about to have their past enemies show up in the most unexpected place.
Free Battle of the Books questions for Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat
SPOILERSEvery one of these has the same answer, and that is the point. In a real battle the question is read aloud with a dozen other books in play, and students have a few seconds to place it. Here is what a battle might ask about Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat. Use them as a quiz, a trivia round, or BOTB practice.
Where in the book they come from
- Early in the book
In what book does a calico kitten on a video pummel two gray kittens?
✓ Answer
Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat by Johnny Marciano and Emily Chenoweth
Raj and Klawde find kittens for adoption on PetSeeker. They watch a video of two playful gray boy-cats, and then a ferocious calico leaps into frame and starts pummeling them. Klawde is impressed by her fighting spirit.
- First half
In what book do carbonation buttons on a robot sound exactly like farts?
✓ Answer
Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat by Johnny Marciano and Emily Chenoweth
Steve rigs up a CO2 canister from his parents' old Fizz-Master so the Aqua-Bot can make sparkling water. The buttons for Regular, Fizzy, Super-Fizzy, and Mega-Fizzy each release gas with a sound like a fart, and Steve laughs every single time.
- First half
In what book does a character fake static on a phone call by saying "KSH-KSH"?
✓ Answer
Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat by Johnny Marciano and Emily Chenoweth
When Klawde rages at Flooffee-Fyr on the intergalactic communicator, Flooffee pretends the signal is breaking up, saying "KSH-KSH" and waving his paw in front of the screen. He blames the static on the last hundred thousand light-years and hangs up.
- Second half
In what book does a boy shout that a web comic was way better before it became a published series?
✓ Answer
Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat by Johnny Marciano and Emily Chenoweth
During Raj and Cameron's big fight, Raj crosses a line by saying Americaman was better when it was just a web comic nobody had heard of. Both boys know this is a major insult, and Cameron storms out threatening to get revenge.
- Second half
In what book does a teacher point out that kids with asthma already carry their own inhalers?
✓ Answer
Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat by Johnny Marciano and Emily Chenoweth
When Cameron's team presents Dr. Drone as a flying first-aid kit, Miss Natasha is not fully convinced. She notes that students already carry inhalers and EpiPens, and Band-Aids do not really need to arrive through the air.
- Near the end
In what book does a boy crawl through a greasy dog door to sneak into a rival's house?
✓ Answer
Klawde: Evil Alien Warlord Cat by Johnny Marciano and Emily Chenoweth
Raj returns to Cameron's house at night to undo the prank he planted in Dr. Drone. He finds all the doors locked but spots an old dog door on the sunporch. He squeezes through the small, dirty flap to get inside.
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