ABOUT THE BOOK
NO SPOILERSJoe is turning 10 when his best friends Fred and Sam come over for his birthday party. The best gift arrives last: a strange, dark blue book with gold stars, silver designs, and the simple title "The Book," sent by Joe's Uncle Joe, a traveling circus magician. When Fred grabs it and opens it to a picture of a knight on horseback, he wishes out loud that they could see "knights and all that stuff for real" and pale green mist fills the kitchen. In seconds, Joe, Fred, and Sam find themselves standing in a clearing in what looks very much like the Middle Ages, facing a heavily armored Black Knight who is pointing a lance directly at them.
Free Battle of the Books questions for Knights of the Kitchen Table
SPOILERSEvery one of these has the same answer, and that is the point. In a real battle the question is read aloud with a dozen other books in play, and students have a few seconds to place it. Here is what a battle might ask about Knights of the Kitchen Table. Use them as a quiz, a trivia round, or BOTB practice.
Where in the book they come from
- Early in the book
In what book is a mysterious book so dark blue it looks almost black, like the sky at night?
✓ Answer
Knights of the Kitchen Table by Jon Scieszka
The magical book that Uncle Joe sends as a birthday present is described as an incredibly dark blue with gold stars and moons along the edge and twisting silver designs. Its title is simply "The Book," and it has the power to transport readers into its pages.
- First half
In what book does a king push back his crown and scratch his head when asked for directions?
✓ Answer
Knights of the Kitchen Table by Jon Scieszka
Joe asks King Arthur for directions to New York, hoping to get back home. Arthur knows about York but has never heard of "New York, New York." He pushes his crown back and scratches his head, completely puzzled.
- First half
In what book does a court jester bring a deck of cards with strange pictures instead of suits?
✓ Answer
Knights of the Kitchen Table by Jon Scieszka
When Joe asks for cards to do a magic trick, the jester brings medieval cards with weird pictures instead of regular playing cards. Joe has to improvise with these unfamiliar cards to pull off a card trick in front of the whole court.
- Second half
In what book does a giant answer a greeting with a long, loud, wet, and totally disgusting burp?
✓ Answer
Knights of the Kitchen Table by Jon Scieszka
When Joe politely asks Bleob the Giant how they can help him, Bleob responds with a massive, nasty belch instead of words. It's so powerful that nearby knights raise their shields, but it's too late and four of them faint.
- Second half
In what book does a boy trick a giant by saying a dragon called giants "big weaklings"?
✓ Answer
Knights of the Kitchen Table by Jon Scieszka
Sam saves everyone by making up a lie that the dragon called giants big weaklings and giant sissies who could only smash tiny things like people. Bleob is so offended that he demands to be shown the dragon so he can prove giants are stronger.
- Near the end
In what book does a boy hit a leather ball over a castle wall and through a tower window?
✓ Answer
Knights of the Kitchen Table by Jon Scieszka
Fred crushes Joe's fastball with his oak bat so hard that the leather ball clears the castle wall and flies through a tiny window in a dark tower. The tower turns out to be a wizard's workshop, and breaking glass and explosions follow immediately.
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